And now, back by popular demand, it's Twenty Questions with a Penny! Why don't you say hello to our readers, penny?

Heads (Hi!)

1. Is it animal?

Heads (Yes.)

2. Is it alive?

Tails (No.)

3. Is it edible?

Tails (No.)

4. Is it mammalian in origin?

Tails (No.)

5. How about avian, is it avian?

Heads (Yes.)

Alright then. 6. Is it a whole bird?

Tails (No.)

7. Is it just a feather or feathers?

Tails (No.)

8. Is it a bone or bones?

Heads (Yes.)

9. Is it part of a limb?

Heads (Yes.)

10. Are we talking about a wing, here?

Heads (Yes.)

11. Is the bird it came from bigger than a bread box?

Heads (Yes.)

12. Is the bird domesticated?

Heads (Yes.)

13. Chicken?

Heads (Yes.)

Okay, so it's a chicken wing bone, not prepared in an edible fashion... 14. Anything else I should know?

Tails (No.)

No? We're calling it quits at 14 questions? Don't give up on me, penny! What about colour, is it... white?

Tails (No.)

Are we talking about something recently severed, here? Something fresh?

Heads (Yes.)

Ew. Um... 17. Is it the left wing?

Tails (No.)

Okay, so it's the right one, then. 18. Fully extended?

Heads (Yes.)

....well.... I think I've more or less milked you for all your information. Sorry to be a bother.

Tails (You should be sorry, you jerk. I said there was nothing else you needed to know, and I meant it.)

Yeesh. What a grouch.

Heads (Sorry. It just ticks me off when you don't listen.)

I don't mean to invalidate your opinions, penny. I mean, sure, they're arbitrary, but this whole activity is dedicated to that.

Heads (Thanks. That means a lot to me.)