Hey, Internet. I usually don't post this sort of thing, but I figured - hey, why not?
Here's some bacon, and steak that I cut into strips:
Yeah, I cut the steak with a steak knife. What else would you use?
I wrap the strips of steak with bacon, and fry them, like so:
Then, I dip them in this stuff - flour, egg, water, salt, pepper, and paprika.
And I re-fry them in the same grease.
End result? Breakfast.